Happy (or Crappy) Valentine's Day everyone! So what's a single guy such as Mel to do? Why, re-enact Hamlet with his cell phone and drunk dial his ex, of course! Poor Mel; the way he's talking, it sounds like his cell contract outlasted his marriage...

In case you were wondering, I got the idea for this one a couple weeks back when I saw a TV commercial encouraging you to buy your "special someone" a red phone for Valentine's Day. It pretty much disgusted me and this is my way of striking back against the evil marketing machine...