So it turns out that Peep can talk. Really, Peep is just Cooo-ing, but Mel and Butterscotch can understand her, so I decided that you should be able to as well. Much like the walrus at Animals Have Problems Too, Mel has some trouble getting his pick-up lines straight. Luckily for him, Peep just thought he was joking. You know what's not a joke, though; kiwi birds becoming extinct... Mel was just trying to do his part to help save his species!