Interestingly enough, I’ve actually still never seen
Titanic. That’s OK, though, I figure that when it came out there were enough teenage girls going ga-ga over Leo who saw it 3+ times to make up for me. Plus, it had that super annoying song that was seemed to be on the radio every other minute. Maybe I’ll see it someday, but I think a little piece of me would die inside, along with part of my anti-mainstream cred. Anyway, tune in next time for the (possible) conclusion of the t-shirt story arc!